majesticaljeff:

rednecktex:

huffy-lemon:

Favorite story posts part 1

That last one

My dad says the ‘making love in a canoe’ about american beer






(Source: sneakychino)






your-glasgow-smile:

"EXCUSE Me how dare u"

(Source: alxbngala)




It’s a good life, Hazel Grace.

(Source: brookeeverdeen)



pulpdrinker:

sex tip!! when he puts it in, yell ‘what are u doing in my swamp’





69shadesofgayy:

ultrafunnypictures:

The potatoes have escaped


I’ll take 34 potatoes pls


(Source: posthawk)





catsbeaversandducks:

OMG

My cat is beautiful at heart…

homleschapel:

summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell